wet / lightening

A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trip to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.
 
The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school, and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child.
 
Following the roar of thunder, lightning, through the sky and full of concern, the mother quickly got in her car and drove along the route to her child’s school.As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little girl stopping, looking up and smiling.
 
Finally, the mother called over to her child and asked, “What are you doing?”
 
The child answered, smiling, “God just keeps taking pictures of me.”
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A nine-year-old  kid was sitting at his desk when suddenly there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they’ll never speak to him again as long as he lives.The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, “Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I’m dead meat”
 
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy’s lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, “Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!”
 
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym short to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.
 
 The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else – Susie.
 
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. “You’ve done enough, you klutz!”
 
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, “You did that on purpose, didn’t you?”

Susie whispers back, “I wet my pants once too.”

 
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have a zen filled day
 

13 thoughts on “wet / lightening

  1. LIGHTENING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS :)
    BEAUTIFUL ART ———-
    HEAVENLY FIRST STORY ……….
    MUCH MUCH LOVE
    TO YOU , LIL SUNSHINE , YOUR WIFE AND ALAN …….
    OF COURSE ALAN …..

  2. Hi Art! It was refreshing to read the girl and the lightning story. I figured that my longing for innocence — I think it’s not an adjective to describe me — is just a matter of perspective; I just need to look at things differently. That’s the insight that I found from that story.

    For the story about the boy who wet his pants, I absolutely loved it. God moves in mysterious ways, and even unfortunate events can be blessings, too. Also, when God moves, he does it through us — through the help we give each other.

    Great post, Art!

  3. A MOST endearing story of that little Suzie with that fishbowl rescuing the boy in the “accident” pants! And how could anyone possibly do less than rejoice at a little girl looking up into each streak of lightening and saying God is taking her picture! I’ll just be your little Sunshine is a lot like these two girls, right?

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