Well, the new general where I work gave a speech and told this little tale about the “outhouse” ( after he presented me with the “Employee of the Month Award (~_~)… Art~
Now man kind has been pooping outside, behind the bushes, for many years. Even when it was raining they pooped in the rain and when it snowed, they pooped in the snow… now man probably built the first out house but you can bet it was a woman that made him do it. Buford had some old wood laying around from the old barn, so he built an out house to please his wife. But the concept caught on till nearly every one had an out house. Then one day a man was designing his family home when the woman suggested that the out house be attached to the home so they didn’t have to walk into the rain or snow. Man has made some outstanding things through out the years but you can bet it was an woman’s idea.
There was once a country boy who hated using the outhouse because it was hot in the summer and freezing in the winter…plus it stank all the time. The outhouse was situated on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
So one day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing this meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it, son?”
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”
The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
hoping your day is, not crappy