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Chuck Norris was born Carlos Ray Norris in Ryan, OK. In 1968, he became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion, holding the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do. In 1969, he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by “Black Belt” magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years. In 1996, he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. Norris, who was urged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen, skillfully incorporates his martial-arts knowledge into his series and feature film projects, stressing action and technique over violence. He is the author of the books “The Secret of Inner Strength” and “The Secret Power Within – Zen Solutions to Real Problems”. He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way, Make-a-Wish Foundation and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools.

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Chuck Norris is one of my all time favorite celebrities / hero, basically for his charity towards youths and trying to make America a safer place for way-ward youths and his fight against drugs like “Kick drugs out of America.” I saw Chuck Norris in Houston, Texas, where he came to a grand opening of a Martial Arts studio of his long time friend … @ Young’s Dojo, N. Houston.

I have a picture of my Dog, Numchucks, in front of his ranch, The Lone Wolf Ranch, in Navasota, Texas. We were on our way to Luckenbauch Texas and stopped for a picture of the entrance to his ranch.

(My mother had bought me the black lab for my birthday.) She asked, “What are you going to name it?”

I replied, “Chuck, for chuck norris.”

She then thought, “Why not name it for those black things you always twirl in the back yard, Isn’t that chucks?” (Numchucks / correctly pronounced, nunchucka) So, that is how the dog got its name, Numchucks, I had him for 15 years till he passed away. The greatest duck dog that ever lived. I was once offered a thousand dollars for the duck dog after I guided some lawyers on a duck hunt. Needless to say, I did not sell the dog. ~Art

I love Chuck Norris jokes…

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One of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes is, … May 6, 1945, Chuck Norris was born. May 7th, 1945 the Germans surrender, coincident? I think not. (however Chuck was really born March 10th, 1940) So really, the germans figured they had better try to over throw the world before Chuck gets big enough to fight)

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Try this… I love it…. (~_~)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris
once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle
was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.

Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

have a quality day

(~_~)

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Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria”.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) — the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. “Cool,” they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. “This is going to be easy.”

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body.

It’s much better to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”

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woo-hoo, what a ride

(~_~)

 
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey. “But I just haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a week, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

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(Moral of the story: Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.)

laughter is the best medicine

humor a delight

but a joke will bring more than laughter and humor between friends

I hope you’re days not crappie

your example will inspire others

 and that’s no bull…

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Art~

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