Monk With No Name: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?

Kar: What the hell is that?


Kar: So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn’t always work out according to plan so be happy with what you’ve got, because you can always get a hot dog.


Monk With No Name: Somehow I sense he has potential.

Jade: Really? I sense he’s mostly full of s***.

Monk With No Name: But rich manure can fertilize fields which will feed millions.


It has been a long week at the prison. I came in last night, ate and curdled up into a movie,

“Bulletproof Monk.”



have a zen filled day